The pope is going to Austria; which if you read really fast CAN be confused with Australia. Any way he is going to Austria and his safety is an issue. I guess because people have it out for the pope apparently. So to protect the pope the Austrian government is guarding him with the air force, which consists of Northrop Grumman F-5E air defense fighters. But you may be asking how can the air force protect the pope, well because the pope will not be on the ground, oh no he will be in the air. He will be in a black hawk helicopter, or the pope copter, or the
BlackBenedictHawkThethirdPopecopter. In either case the pope is flying around in a monster of a machine surrounded by jets, dude if he parachutes out with machine guns blazing to a sermon I just might convert to Catholicism. How cool is that,
“im the pope, you role in a hummer, ya that’s cool I guess. I role in a black hawk helicopter,. What was that your “boys” role in Bentleys and have “gats” that’s cool too I guess, ya my “boys” role in Northrop Grumman F-5E air defense fighters and have machines guns and missals at there disposal. What’s that your “main man” has killed “a hole slew of pepes who be disen you” that’s cool to, my “main man” is God. I don’t if you have herd of him, but he kinda commands legions, that’s a lot, of angelic being that can manifest fiery swords and destroy entire armies, “who be disen me”.
Anyway I don’t know why the pope would be talking to a “gangsta” but if he did im almost positive that how the conversation would go.
Also his seat has his logo on it.
I think they should protect him in this also.
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Nate Said:
on September 11, 2007 at 9:19 pm
LOL
You should really have me proofread these again… hahahahaha