The sky is falling, but only on Peru

Allegedly there was a meteor that crashed in to Peru and when it hit the muddy earth it “boiled for maybe 10 minutes from the heat” the fumes caused by this could have then allegedly “could have given off a vapor that sickened people”

“Jorge Lopez, director of the health department in the state where the meteorite crashed, told The Associated Press on Tuesday that 200 people suffered headaches, nausea and respiratory problems caused by “toxic” fumes emanating from the crater, which is some 65 feet wide and 15 feet deep.”

That’s a really big crater.

But the scientists investigating the incident are saying that it’s all in the 200 hundred people heads.

“Modesto Montoya, a member of the team, was quoted as saying doctors also had found no sign of radioactive contamination among families living nearby, but had taken blood samples from 19 people to be sure. He said fear may have provoked psychosomatic ailments.”

But…

“Meteor expert Ursula Marvin said that if people were sickened, “it wouldn’t be the meteorite itself, but the dust it raises.”"

In conclusion killer meteors are falling to earth that make huge wholes in the earth and raise dust that sickens people when they breathe it in.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/09/19/peru.meteorite.ap/index.html

the heavens above will be secured

The pope is going to Austria; which if you read really fast CAN be confused with Australia. Any way he is going to Austria and his safety is an issue. I guess because people have it out for the pope apparently. So to protect the pope the Austrian government is guarding him with the air force, which consists of Northrop Grumman F-5E air defense fighters. But you may be asking how can the air force protect the pope, well because the pope will not be on the ground, oh no he will be in the air. He will be in a black hawk helicopter, or the pope copter, or the

BlackBenedictHawkThethirdPopecopter. In either case the pope is flying around in a monster of a machine surrounded by jets, dude if he parachutes out with machine guns blazing to a sermon I just might convert to Catholicism. How cool is that,

“im the pope, you role in a hummer, ya that’s cool I guess. I role in a black hawk helicopter,. What was that your “boys” role in Bentleys and have “gats” that’s cool too I guess, ya my “boys” role in Northrop Grumman F-5E air defense fighters and have machines guns and missals at there disposal. What’s that your “main man” has killed “a hole slew of pepes who be disen you” that’s cool to, my “main man” is God. I don’t if you have herd of him, but he kinda commands legions, that’s a lot, of angelic being that can manifest fiery swords and destroy entire armies, “who be disen me”.

Anyway I don’t know why the pope would be talking to a “gangsta” but if he did im almost positive that how the conversation would go.

Also his seat has his logo on it.

I think they should protect him in this also.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/mad-max-redux/halo+style-three+soldier-attack-rover-kicks-hummers-butt-297094.php

link to story:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/religion/pope-to-tour-austria-in-custom-poped+out-blackhawk-helicopter-296961.php

Microsoft tries to take over the world and fails

“Microsoft Corp. failed to win approval for its Office software file format to be considered an international standard, losing a closely watched vote that reflects the software giant’s broader battles in Europe and around the world.” “Voting on the file format, called Open XML, closed Sunday at the International Organization for Standardization, or ISO. To become a standard, Open XML needed to meet two criteria; it missed both” “Microsoft sought to have its document formats adopted as a standard in part to allay concerns that it keeps rivals from developing competing office software”

 

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118891067511516783.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

A lost generation in a sea of social networking

“It started innocently enough in 2004, when my roommate introduced me to thefacebook.com a few weeks before we began our freshman year at Boston University.”

“But what simply began as checking updated profiles led to a vicious cycle of writing wall posts and tagging pictures that escalated until I was logging in multiple times a day.”

“Finally, Facebook became so prevalent in my daily life that I was Facebooking without realizing it – suddenly finding myself reading the News Feed and not knowing how I got there.”

Facebooking as the kids on the street are calling it now apparently is it just me or is this guy a loser. He goes to college there is potential for human contact. a lost generation in a see of social networking sites, sad day.

But that not the end of this, not only are people so addicted to not entreating with people but that beautiful opiate that has so stealthily crept in to our hearts could be taken away.

“Now, if a copyright infringement lawsuit prevails, I and the other 35 million users will have to quit cold turkey. According to news reports, the intellectual property suit claims Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg had agreed to do computer coding for another planned social networking site – ConnectU.com – in 2003. ConnectU alleges Zuckerberg didn’t complete his work and instead stole its technology and business plan to launch Facebook in February 2004, three months before ConnectU.”

What! All we know is a lie; all facebook is founded on stolen lies. Do you feel betrayed, cheated, lost? Is nothing you hold deer sacred anymore.

“The accusations of fraud, copyright infringement and misappropriation of trade secrets could lead to a change in ownership if ConnectU wins, and rumors were flying this summer that Facebook could be shut down.”

““It’s sad to say, but it’s completely changed the way I go about my social life. To revert back to the old days pre-Facebook is not something I’m prepared to do,” said Sunish Otukar, a fourth-year student at Northeastern University from Nashua. “It would mean I might actually have to learn how to ask a girl for her number.””

More on the link on to how this “cyber-manifestation of the naturally occurring “social graph”” is slowly taking over the human race, and how when the site goes down all the world will weep.

So in conclusion face book is a lie my space abandoned you and moved to Australia. Go out side I know its scary out there and the sun burns but do it anyway, and try to talk, using words from your mouth, to people.

 

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070902/NEWS01/70902003/-1/sports

They had a dream


And like all dreams they woke up the next morning and could only remember parts of it, then after they got dressed couldn’t remembers any off it. They just had this odd feeling inside that something was missing, something had changed them.

It was the wifi missing.

San Fran and Chicago dump their wifi projects. Apparently providing internet to over 200 square miles of city is kind of hard. Witch makes me wonder who exactly comes up with theses seemingly fantastic yet completely non-realistic ideas.

“Negotiations with private-sector partners, including EarthLink Inc., have stalled because any citywide Wi-Fi would require massive public financing. The city had hoped to provide only infrastructure for the network.”-cnn

Chicago to EarthLink “we want the “interwebs” but we don’t want to pay for it, could you do that, that would be cool”

But in san Francisco its not the same case. They are not getting wifi because there greedy dumb heads, there not getting wifi because EarthLink is making people jobless.

“EarthLink laid off nearly a thousand employees, and word came today that addition to that news, it’s latest corporate restructuring would have it completely backing out of investments in its San Fran WiFi project contract, as well as the WiFi contracts in other cities”- engadget.com

and so the dream of a city filled with wifi dies, only to forever be forgotten until a different internet provider with more money purposes the same idea in different words

“Meanwhile, Chicago will be among the first three cities nationwide to have access to a new high-speed wireless network that’s part of an emerging technology called WiMax.”

-cnn

wimax?

wifi to….the max!?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/08/29/wireless.chicago.ap/index.html

http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/30/san-francisco-muni-wifi-project-on-death-bed/

top image from

http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/30/san-francisco-muni-wifi-project-on-death-bed/

open fm

So if you’re like me and you don’t have a new car, and in side that not new car is a good ol’ tape deck then you probably have found a more efficient way of listening to music. For those of us that have a fm transmitter, I have something for you.

For a more informative article as to what fm transmitters are go here

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/fm/dlos-openfm-helps-pick-clear-fm-frequencies-294822.php

Wii s2

The new white ps2 is coming out, apparently to compete with wii’s, 360′s and ipods.

Black was soooo last gen

 

http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/29/white-playstation-2-appears-in-upcoming-holiday-singstar-bundle/

War

I can’t think of a better way to kick silly string up a notch. Silly string is good guns are good silly string guns are

supperamazingfuntimehappiness.

 

 

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/stinky-fun/silly-string-rifle-makes-war-games-sillier-294660.php

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